Relationship Status - . . My Right Hand Said To Me Like: - "Bhai, Girlfriend Bana Le Koi, . . . . . Kab Tak Mujhe Se Kaam Chalayega" ..

Awarded Double Meaning Joke: Lady To Rikshwalla "...Under Tak Jaayega?" Rikshawalla "Bilkul Jaayega Madam, Aapke Liye Toh Khada Kiya Hai." Lady "Thik Hai Toh..ghumake Phicche Se Le Lo...."

Ek College Ke Boy Toilet Me Likha Tha Ap Ka Bhavishya Apke Hath Me Hai To,,, Girl Ke Toilet Me Kya Likha Hona Chahiye ,,,,, Kripya Apni Bhavisya Me Ungali Na Kare { Sudhar Jao}

Husband To Wife: Janu Yaad Hai Woh Din Jab Tum Chillai Thi Aaaahhh Ohhhhh Ahiiiiiii Ohh. Kitna Dard Hua Tha Na? Plz Ab Darwaza Dhyaan Se Bandh Karna. Kahin Phir Na Ungli Darwazey Main Aa Jaye. :-)

How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl. 1st add lips 2nd minus clothes 3rd divide legs and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point.

Whats an average 6 inch long Inside a guys pants and girls love to blow it up? ? ? ? ? A:1000- rupee currency note.! Always think positive

Aurat or Tea me hamesha 7-Qualities dekho.
1) Tez ho.
2) Garam ho.
3) Meethe ho.
4) Doodh ziada ho.
5) Gori ho.
6) Do mint me taiyar hojaye.
7) Rat ko sone na de.

Nurse :- Congrats, aapka twins bache hogaye. Pandu :- Oye, ye to hona hi tha ji. Nurse :- Are Kuin, aapko kaise patako twin hi hone wale hai ? Pandu :- Abe main ne koshish bhi dono tarafse kiya tha